I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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