My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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