found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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