erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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