went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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