At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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