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(205): View more from Alabama

we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.

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(480): View more from Arizona

I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together

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(630): View more from Illinois

Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now

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(607): View more from New York

Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?

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(914): View more from New York

i'll...probably just offer you drugs?

(516): View more from New York

i'll...probably take them in all honesty

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