Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Where did you get a picture of my penis
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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