these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
