Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Randomize
