But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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