she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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