My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I just found a bag of teeth...
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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