i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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