Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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