i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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