I'm jealous of your bromance
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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