I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
honey bunches of taint.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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