Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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