do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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