I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
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