we have officially lost it.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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