Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I love you.
Bad choice
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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