bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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