life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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