we have officially lost it.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
This toilet bowl is my home.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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