I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
Randomize
