North Korea, Best Korea!
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
My feet surprised me
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