If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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