Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
