you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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