i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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