dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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