Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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