you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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