My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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