i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
