I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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