Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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