Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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