As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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