Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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