Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
You've changed since you got that strap on
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