I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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