omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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