Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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