what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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