I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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