i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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