Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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